in the prime of my life

If you're a college student like me, you may enjoy a bit of alcohol from time to time. And when you drink, you don't like to feel hungover. Well, good news! A company called Prime sent me some samples of a miracle elixir designed to prevent hangovers! I decided to put my psychology degree to work and conduct a very serious study on the effects of alcohol on the body. The test subjects? Me and my girls. The location? Bernheim & Schwartz Beer Hall. The music? Beyoncé. Duh. The methods? Drinking a glass of Prime before drinking a few pitchers of beer with the gang. The added risk factor? An 8:40 am class the next day. The results? NO HANGOVER! So, where did this miraculous product come from and why did it not exist until now?! Prime was developed by two college students, like myself. They were traipsing through Europe when they discovered that going out at night was negatively impacting their daytime adventures. One of the college students (a chemist) was inspired to create a hangover cure! The result is Prime. Packed with vitamins, electrolytes, and liver-boosting Glutathione, it tastes like a blueberry lemonade! And it has magical powers. Not all superheroes wear capes.